What Was Cristiano Ronaldo Thinking?

Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) October 22, 2013

To be fair, it has been a few years since Ronaldo played in Manchester so his English is understandably a bit rusty.  That, however, is no excuse for sending out the above tweet to your over 22 million followers.

House Hunters: Summer Transfer Window Edition

With the globalization of sport and the injection of big money into today's soccer clubs, enormous transfer fees and outrages wages are plenty reason for players to uproot and take their talents elsewhere.  What the news outlets tend to overlook is that these players must then face very real world challenges when completing these moves (perfect fodder for a reality tv show if I do say so myself).  Take for instance the issue of finding a home.

Just this summer the young, Welsh winger Gareth Bale moved from the North London side Tottenham to the Galacticos of Real Madrid for a world record transfer fee somehwere in the vicinity of $132 million.  The Madrid faithful welcomed Bale with open arms, but the Welshman had other fish to fry, namely finding a brand new MTV Cribs-style mansion.

Here is where it gets interesting.  Ultimately, Bale set his sights on former Real Madrid superstar Mesut Ozil's vacant house as the young German maestro was departing Madrid and on his way to North London to play for Tottenham's bitter rivals, Arsenal.

Ozil, who left Madrid amid uglier rhetoric, would ultimately get the last laugh as he is rumored to be moving into the house pictured below:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the game is played.

Assist of the Week: Angel Di Maria

Sure, Angel Di Maria's name was thrown around quite a bit over the summer as part of the transfer whirlwind that perpetually surrounds Real Madrid.  Di Maria must have felt some pressure with the arrival of superstar Gareth Bale who presumably occupies the same tactical position on the field.  Despite all this, the Argentinian winger decided to stick it out at the Santiago Bernabeu determined to keep his place in the side.

This week, Di Maria was rewarded with some solid playing time in Madrid's Champions League clash with Copenhagen.  Streaking down the right side of the pitch, Di Maria produced a flash of brilliance with a clever rabona cross to Cristiano Ronaldo.  Winning the award this week by a landslide, here is Angel Di Maria's world class assist: