Weekly WAGs Matchup: AC Milan vs. Juventus

TGIF...Here's your Weekly WAGs Matchup (patent pending) between AC Milan and Juventus.  In reality, these two Italian heavyweights face off this Sunday, October 6th.  Plenty of talent below, but I still see this finishing as a low scoring affair:
(Note: Lineups are taken from each teams previous game)

Juventus (vs. Galatassaray)

Gianluigi Buffon

(Alena Seredova)

Giorgio Chiellini

(Carolina Bonistalli)

Andrea Barzagli

(Maddalena Nullo)

Leonardo Bonucci

(Martina Maccari)

Paul Pogba

(N/A)

Andrea Pirlo

(Deborah Roversi)

Kwadwo Asamoah

(Abena Asamoah)

Arturo Vidal

(Maria Teresa Matus)

Stephan Lichtsteiner

(Manuela Markworth Naomi Lichtsteiner)

Mirko Vucinic

(Stefania Scoditti)

Carlos Tevez

(Vanessa Tevez)

AC Milan (vs. Ajax)

Christian Abbiati

(Stefania Abbiati)

Philippe Mexes

(Carla Mexes)

Christian Zapata

(N/A)

Ignazio Abate

(Valentina Abate)

Kevin Constant

(N/A)

Sulley Muntari

(Menaye Donkor)

Andrea Poli

(N/A)

Nigel de Jong

(Winona de Jong)

Robinho

(Vivian Guglielmetti)

Ricardo Montolivo

(Cristina de Pin)

Mario Balotelli

(Fanny Neguesha)

Usually I don't like to see guys listed as N/A, but upon further review those guys are the ones doing it right.  Instead of my typical Friday night date with my Netflix account, these eligible bachelors will have first choice at Italy's finest single (or not-so-single, but definitely willing) women.  With that in mind, I think AC Milan takes this one in extra time.  I see Fanny Neguesha netting the winner only to rip off her jersey to reveal a "Why Always Mario" inscription.

P.S. How about Robinho's wedding photo - what a clown.

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